FUNNY / SILLY POEMS

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Bradley Mulladley Mulloon

  Bradley Mulladley Mulloon This is known as a nonsense poem for obvious reasons!  One of my favourite poets is Dr Seuss who wrote “The Cat in The Hat”, and I’ve tried to copy his style here by repeating one rhyming phoneme all the way through, spelt in the same way.  Dr Seuss often did […]

Little Boy Blue Alternative

Little Boy Blue and Friends

  This creative alternative nursery rhyme definitely rates among my ‘unpleasant, childish’ silly poems and uses a list format to go through the colours. It has elements of alliteration throughout and uses hyperbole as humour.   Little Boy Green, go blow your nose; It’s constantly dripping all over your toes. But where is the boy […]

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Bad Behaviour At The Alliteration Zoo

    I wrote this poem specifically as an example of alliteration poetry, demonstrating alliteration to children in an obvious and humorous way…

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The Foul Creature

    This immature story poem began as a serious thoughtful mystery, but the rhyming led me elsewhere!

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Cattitude

      This cat poem is just a bit of rhyming fun with an obvious bit of word play in the title, but anyone who has ‘owned’ a cat will relate to the “Cattitude” that I am referring to!

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CHRISTIAN POEMS

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The Ultimate Christmas Gift

    This Christmas performance poem is purpose written to be used to compliment my “Grandpa’s Nativity Story” nativity play, but can be used as a standalone poem too.  It uses a repeated refrain throughout the poem, plus an optional extension which could be used as part of a church sermon.

The Message of God's Grace

The Message of God’s Grace

  At Christmas, we all hear the story Of when Jesus Christ came to earth We listen and watch a performance Reminding us of Jesus’ birth. But is this where we tend to leave it? Enjoyment of something quite sweet; Then off we go home for our dinner, Expecting a wonderful treat. But that’s not […]

Have faith

Have Faith

This Christian encouragement poem invites you to embrace your doubts and questions, not to be in denial of them…..   Wherever you are in your life Whatever you hope to achieve Remember, the first step to master Will always be “How to Believe!”

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town Nativity Play

Perfect for a mixed age or all school performance, this fun bible based 25 minute nativity play is told…. through a rhyming narration by the innkeeper’s wife with lots of humour, attitude and sarcasm Using her pre-printed ‘diary’ so her story can be told by reading, (NO NEED TO LEARN) Including 24 short rhyming speaking parts  (can easily […]

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Summer Fruits of Love

    The days when life is flavoured With the summer fruits of love, Should gratefully be savoured With the grace of God above.  The recipe’s protected but Its secret is to share With anyone who has A real capacity to care.

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Grandpa's Nativity Story Play script

Grandpa’s Nativity Story Play Script

This 25 minute nativity play  tells the traditional, bible based nativity and blends the story with a modern Christmas Eve in a fun way using rhyming narration and including… the nativity story for Grandpa to READ (no script to learn) 22 short rhyming speaking parts (averaging 2 to 4 lines) (Can easily be shared differently for a […]

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town Nativity Play

Perfect for a mixed age or all school performance, this fun bible based 25 minute nativity play is told…. through a rhyming narration by the innkeeper’s wife with lots of humour, attitude and sarcasm Using her pre-printed ‘diary’ so her story can be told by reading, (NO NEED TO LEARN) Including 24 short rhyming speaking parts  (can easily […]

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Children’s Nativity Story Play script

This traditional, bible based 25 minute nativity play is told through a rhyming narration, with lots of gentle humour and includes lots of short rhyming speaking parts for actors which are written to be easily adapted to your cast size. It is flexible and adaptable for ANY CAST SIZE (customer feedback has the smallest to date as […]

Simplest Nativity Play Ever

The Simplest Nativity Play Ever

This 25 minute nativity play script is narrated entirely in rhyme, and is written in such a way that up to 21 actors can have lines to say, or the narrator can say any or all of them as part of the story instead. This nativity script is therefore: adaptable to any cast size and […]

DIY Nativity

The Do-It-Yourself Nativity Play

This 20 minute nativity script is purpose written for a church nativity service with a small cast of young people of reading age ( teenagers especially!) in a church with a fun, family atmosphere (adults are required to join in!) The DIY Nativity Play…… tells the traditional bible based nativity story in a hilarious, lighthearted […]

The Donkeys Christmas

The Donkey’s Christmas Nativity Play script

Coming in 2014 The Donkey’s Christmas is written from the perspective of the poor, humble donkey who feels so un-noticed and unloved.  It is a 25 minute nativity play written entirely in rhyme and rhythm, making it simple and fun for children to perform. The script: is carried by a rhyming narration and includes lots […]

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