FUNNY / SILLY POEMS

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Little Boy Blue and Friends

  This creative alternative nursery rhyme definitely rates among my ‘unpleasant, childish’ silly poems and uses a list format to go through the colours. It has elements of alliteration throughout and uses hyperbole as humour.   Little Boy Green, go blow your nose; It’s constantly dripping all over your toes. But where is the boy […]

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A Bitter Pill

      This is just a fun rhyme and rhythm story poem, including exaggeration for effect (hyperbole), with one word play phrase too.  It is based on a true scenario that anyone who has ever owned a tom cat will probably be able to relate to!    

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Unashamed Blob

       This is a fun shape poem with rhyme and rhythm.

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Mary Had a Little lamb

  This is nothing more than a silly poem based on the original nursery rhyme, and using the same rhyme and rhythm pattern.     Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was dirty black

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Animal Rescue

  Welcome to my animal sanctuary. I have absolutely anything that you could possibly ever want. What was it you were looking for?

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CHRISTIAN POEMS

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Thinking of You

This inspirational  Christian encouragement poem is a lovely reminder that God is ever-present.   It’s easy to feel un-noticed, Not knowing there’s someone to care: To quietly blend in the background, Assuming that no-one’s aware.

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Striving for Success

    This free verse poem is full of word play, metaphors and strong verbs.  I usually prefer to write with rhyme and rhythm but this is one of those occasions when I felt that free verse would be better as it gave so much freedom to play with words that have two different meanings.

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town Nativity Play

Perfect for a mixed age or all school performance, this fun bible based 25 minute nativity play is told…. through a rhyming narration by the innkeeper’s wife with lots of humour, attitude and sarcasm Using her pre-printed ‘diary’ so her story can be told by reading, (NO NEED TO LEARN) Including 24 short rhyming speaking parts  (can easily […]

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Church, but not as we know it!

      This is just a silly children’s poem straight from my imagination, and is fortunately based only on jokes about church, and not on my own experience!  

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The Ultimate Christmas Gift

    This Christmas performance poem is purpose written to be used to compliment my “Grandpa’s Nativity Story” nativity play, but can be used as a standalone poem too.   It uses a repeated refrain throughout the poem, plus an optional extension which could be used as part of a church sermon.

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Grandpa's Nativity Story Play script

Grandpa’s Nativity Story Play Script

This 25 minute nativity play  tells the traditional, bible based nativity and blends the story with a modern Christmas Eve in a fun way using rhyming narration and including… the nativity story for Grandpa to READ (no script to learn) 22 short rhyming speaking parts (averaging 2 to 4 lines) (Can easily be shared differently for a […]

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town Nativity Play

Perfect for a mixed age or all school performance, this fun bible based 25 minute nativity play is told…. through a rhyming narration by the innkeeper’s wife with lots of humour, attitude and sarcasm Using her pre-printed ‘diary’ so her story can be told by reading, (NO NEED TO LEARN) Including 24 short rhyming speaking parts  (can easily […]

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Children’s Nativity Story Play script

This traditional, bible based 25 minute nativity play is told through a rhyming narration, with lots of gentle humour and includes lots of short rhyming speaking parts for actors which are written to be easily adapted to your cast size. It is flexible and adaptable for ANY CAST SIZE (customer feedback has the smallest to date as […]

Simplest Nativity Play Ever

The Simplest Nativity Play Ever

This 25 minute nativity play script is narrated entirely in rhyme, and is written in such a way that up to 21 actors can have lines to say, or the narrator can say any or all of them as part of the story instead. This nativity script is therefore: adaptable to any cast size and […]

DIY Nativity

The Do-It-Yourself Nativity Play

This 20 minute nativity script is purpose written for a church nativity service with a small cast of young people of reading age ( teenagers especially!) in a church with a fun, family atmosphere (adults are required to join in!) The DIY Nativity Play…… tells the traditional bible based nativity story in a hilarious, lighthearted […]

The Donkeys Christmas

The Donkey’s Christmas Nativity Play script

Coming in 2014 The Donkey’s Christmas is written from the perspective of the poor, humble donkey who feels so un-noticed and unloved.  It is a 25 minute nativity play written entirely in rhyme and rhythm, making it simple and fun for children to perform. The script: is carried by a rhyming narration and includes lots […]

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