FUNNY / SILLY POEMS

Alliteration Al

Alliteration Al

  An Alliteration Poem , specifically written for the purposes of demonstrating alliteration.  (Please note that I have used something called “poetic license” here, which basically means that poets can get away with anything! )   However, please make sure that you spell the word “Thankyou” correctly or I will be in trouble with the spelling police! […]

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Church, but not as we know it!

      This is just a silly children’s poem straight from my imagination, and is fortunately based only on jokes about church, and not on my own experience!  

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Animal Rescue

  Welcome to my animal sanctuary. I have absolutely anything that you could possibly ever want. What was it you were looking for?

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A Poem for the Teacher

  I wrote this poem on one of those occasions when I wanted to write a poem, but couldn’t think of anything to write about – so that became my topic!   I’ve got to write a poem, I don’t know what to say. The trouble is, my teacher wants it handing in today.

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The Unfriendly Chimpanzee

        Just a fun animal poem, written with my usual, childish immaturity!

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CHRISTIAN POEMS

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Always and Forever

Christian Poetry This Christian inspirational poem is a lovely reminder of how precious each of us are. At dawn, the sun always rises; By evening, it’s sure to set. A promise of our God eternal: A God who can never forget.

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Who Am I?

Christian Poetry This is another of my Christian encouragement poems, exploring the question “Who am I?” and recognising the unique value of every individual.   Today I met a stranger.  That stranger asked my name. I introduced myself to her and then she did the same.  But does my name say anything about the person… […]

Simplest Nativity Play Ever

The Simplest Nativity Play Ever

This 25 minute nativity play script is narrated entirely in rhyme, and is written in such a way that up to 21 actors can have lines to say, or the narrator can say any or all of them as part of the story instead. This nativity script is therefore: adaptable to any cast size and […]

The Message of God's Grace

The Message of God’s Grace

A Christmas Poem   This Christmas performance poem is ideal to use with a nativity play or during a church service.   At Christmas, we all hear the story Of when Jesus Christ came to earth We listen and watch a performance Reminding us of Jesus’ birth. But is this where we tend to leave […]

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Don’t Worry

This Christian inspirational poem is available as a beautiful pastoral card and is a reassuring encouragement to those facing a difficult decision or future.   Don’t worry about your tomorrows, God’s holding them all in His hand; You don’t need to know where they’re leading, God’s purpose is perfectly planned.

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Grandpa's Nativity Story Play script

Grandpa’s Nativity Story Play Script

This 25 minute nativity play  tells the traditional, bible based nativity and blends the story with a modern Christmas Eve in a fun way using rhyming narration and including… the nativity story for Grandpa to READ (no script to learn) 22 short rhyming speaking parts (averaging 2 to 4 lines) (Can easily be shared differently for a […]

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town Nativity Play

Perfect for a mixed age or all school performance, this fun bible based 25 minute nativity play is told…. through a rhyming narration by the innkeeper’s wife with lots of humour, attitude and sarcasm Using her pre-printed ‘diary’ so her story can be told by reading, (NO NEED TO LEARN) Including 24 short rhyming speaking parts  (can easily […]

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Children’s Nativity Story Play script

This traditional, bible based 25 minute nativity play is told through a rhyming narration, with lots of gentle humour and includes lots of short rhyming speaking parts for actors which are written to be easily adapted to your cast size. It is flexible and adaptable for ANY CAST SIZE (customer feedback has the smallest to date as […]

Simplest Nativity Play Ever

The Simplest Nativity Play Ever

This 25 minute nativity play script is narrated entirely in rhyme, and is written in such a way that up to 21 actors can have lines to say, or the narrator can say any or all of them as part of the story instead. This nativity script is therefore: adaptable to any cast size and […]

DIY Nativity

The Do-It-Yourself Nativity Play

This 20 minute nativity script is purpose written for a church nativity service with a small cast of young people of reading age ( teenagers especially!) in a church with a fun, family atmosphere (adults are required to join in!) The DIY Nativity Play…… tells the traditional bible based nativity story in a hilarious, lighthearted […]

The Donkeys Christmas

The Donkey’s Christmas Nativity Play script

Coming in 2014 The Donkey’s Christmas is written from the perspective of the poor, humble donkey who feels so un-noticed and unloved.  It is a 25 minute nativity play written entirely in rhyme and rhythm, making it simple and fun for children to perform. The script: is carried by a rhyming narration and includes lots […]

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