FUNNY / SILLY POEMS

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Mary Had a Little lamb

  This is nothing more than a silly poem based on the original nursery rhyme, and using the same rhyme and rhythm pattern.     Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was dirty black

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An Unfortunate Poo-em

  This shape poem, written with rhyme and rhythm, is a biographical poem, thanks to a very good friend of mine for sharing her private story with me……..Fortunately I am able to keep a secret, so the source of inspiration for this sorry tale shall remain anonymous!  The poem is nothing more than a funny […]

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Little Boy Blue and Friends

  This creative alternative nursery rhyme definitely rates among my ‘unpleasant, childish’ silly poems and uses a list format to go through the colours. It has elements of alliteration throughout and uses hyperbole as humour.   Little Boy Green, go blow your nose; It’s constantly dripping all over your toes. But where is the boy […]

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A Wii Celebration

    Okay, so I’m not the first to giggle at the word that Nintendo chose to use, but it was the perfect pun example and was crying out to be used as word play so I couldn’t help myself.

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Mary and her Little Lamb

This alternative story of Mary and her little lamb includes the original simile and a new metaphor.  Other than that, is just a silly poem using the same rhyme and rhythm pattern, but telling an entirely different story with not quite the same pleasantries as the original nursery rhyme!

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CHRISTIAN POEMS

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A Prayer for Guidance

Christian Poetry Another of my Christian poems, this prayer is written in the style of a list poem, prayerfully asking God for help in making decisions.     What should I do?  Who should I be? What life has God prepared for me?

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Who Am I?

Christian Poetry This is another of my Christian encouragement poems, exploring the question “Who am I?” and recognising the unique value of every individual.   Today I met a stranger.  That stranger asked my name. I introduced myself to her and then she did the same.  But does my name say anything about the person… […]

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The Christian Labyrinth

Christian Poetry   A Christian poem relating the Christian journey to a labyrinth.   I started a labyrinth journey The day when I noticed my God. I watched other Christians first though, And at times their behaviour was odd.

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Especially for You

This inspirational poem is amongst the Christian poetry that I have had made into a bookmark for sale in my shop.   Look at the beauty all around, The depth of the colours crowning the ground. Hear every delicate soothing sound… God made them ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!

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New Life in Christ

A very specific poem from my Christian poetry, focussing on the life changing effect of becoming a Christian.   Christ came to give us freedom, New attitude of mind……. To heal the broken-hearted The weak, infirm and blind.

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Grandpa's Nativity Story Play script

Grandpa’s Nativity Story Play Script

This 25 minute nativity play  tells the traditional, bible based nativity and blends the story with a modern Christmas Eve in a fun way using rhyming narration and including… the nativity story for Grandpa to READ (no script to learn) 22 short rhyming speaking parts (averaging 2 to 4 lines) (Can easily be shared differently for a […]

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town

The Day that Baby Jesus Came to Town Nativity Play

Perfect for a mixed age or all school performance, this fun bible based 25 minute nativity play is told…. through a rhyming narration by the innkeeper’s wife with lots of humour, attitude and sarcasm Using her pre-printed ‘diary’ so her story can be told by reading, (NO NEED TO LEARN) Including 24 short rhyming speaking parts  (can easily […]

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Children’s Nativity Story Play script

This traditional, bible based 25 minute nativity play is told through a rhyming narration, with lots of gentle humour and includes lots of short rhyming speaking parts for actors which are written to be easily adapted to your cast size. It is flexible and adaptable for ANY CAST SIZE (customer feedback has the smallest to date as […]

Simplest Nativity Play Ever

The Simplest Nativity Play Ever

This 25 minute nativity play script is narrated entirely in rhyme, and is written in such a way that up to 21 actors can have lines to say, or the narrator can say any or all of them as part of the story instead. This nativity script is therefore: adaptable to any cast size and […]

DIY Nativity

The Do-It-Yourself Nativity Play

This 20 minute nativity script is purpose written for a church nativity service with a small cast of young people of reading age ( teenagers especially!) in a church with a fun, family atmosphere (adults are required to join in!) The DIY Nativity Play…… tells the traditional bible based nativity story in a hilarious, lighthearted […]

The Donkeys Christmas

The Donkey’s Christmas Nativity Play script

Coming in 2014 The Donkey’s Christmas is written from the perspective of the poor, humble donkey who feels so un-noticed and unloved.  It is a 25 minute nativity play written entirely in rhyme and rhythm, making it simple and fun for children to perform. The script: is carried by a rhyming narration and includes lots […]

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